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| Your State's Flag is Terrible |
8/26/2006 |
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Delaware
Hahahahahaha.... haha! Ahhhh hahahaha... Dude is wearing pink pants! Continue...
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| Let Me Tell You About the Trauma Suffered By My Penis Today |
8/23/2006 |
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The following story is entirely true. Unfortunately. Warning: There is a crudely animated image of me naked at the end of this story, please practice caution while reading at your place of employment. Continue...
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| I Am An Angry White Male in My Mid-20s |
8/13/2006 |
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I am angry that my ancestors did a lot of really awful things to black people. To be honest, my countrymen of the present still do some awful things to black people and that makes me even more angry. But it is okay, I think, because we pay basketball players and rappers very much money to throw a ball through a metal ring and rhyme words. Especially skilled black people sometimes do both of these things and get paid even more money. Continue...
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| 10 People I Would Like to Sleep With |
8/9/2006 |
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Everyone should be allowed to dream at least a little bit, right?
Jessica Rabbit
I don't really have to explain this one to you, do I? Seriously, I'd hate to insult your intelligence. Have you seen the movie? I mean, have you really? Look at this picture. If I wouldn't be too embarrassed getting caught masturbating to cartoon pornography, I'd have filled my hard drive with pictures of her already. And my iPod.
Also, I have a thing for redheads. Don't judge me. Continue...
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| Mini Movie Reviews |
7/30/2006 |
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After all the clamoring I received for more movie reviews after I reviewed Alexander, I figured it was time to give the people what they want.
Lost Highway:
It's really about: I have no fucking clue. Seriously. If you know, please tell me. I don't get it.
I liked: The fact that this movie received an R rating for "bizarre violent and sexual content, and for strong language." Bizarre violent and sexual content? How about a W rating for "whatthemotherfuckisgoingon?" Read more...
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| Leftovers: Picture Book: My Last Drink of Your Energy |
7/28/2006 (originally 3/3/2004) |
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A little non-humor for ya'lls asses. I did this for a class a few years ago, maybe worth checking out. Then again, maybe not. It really depends on how bored you are at this exact moment.
So tell me... are you bored to enough to click? 
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| Box Score From a Teeball Game |
7/25/2006 |
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Ever been to a teeball game played by very small children? You have no idea what you are missing. Continue...
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B.C. Green |
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74 |
B.C. Blue |
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83 |
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| Exercising Google Image Search |
7/20/2006 |
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Any veteran of Google Image Search knows that you often get some really strange results while searching for pictures of extremely normal, standard things. Let's see what I can find when I'm looking for the strange stuff. Continue...
Perhaps I'm old-fashioned, but I prefer my vaginas NOT filled with caviar.
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| Understanding the Middle East's Current Crisis |
7/19/2006 |
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 What can I do to support the Lebanese against the nefarious Jew?
Lobby your congressperson to impose sanctions on yarmulkes and dreidels. Also, rent or buy either Season 1 or Season 2 of Da Ali G Show. Borat has a very forward-thinking take on the 'Jewish Problem'. Continue...
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| The Celery Story Circle Begins! |
7/15/2006 |
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The main page for the Celery Story Circle is up and the first contribution has been made. Go read what we have so far, check out the current contributors, or sign up yourself! Check it out!
(Stew, the first contributor, is the requisite angry socialist)
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| The Celery Story Circle |
7/10/2006 |
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Another project! My hope is that, since I will ideally be working with many people on this, it won't be as dilapidated and homely as all my other projects (or, as homely and dilapidated as this awful logo I just made). Check it out! TEST
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